michael-palin:

why do girls look so good in over sized sweaters and messy buns but when i do it i look like i stepped out of a meth lab

(via atearak)

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

(via h4te)

heygloria:

nothing hurts more than being ignored by cats on the street

(via virtual-fakeman)